by Reverse Engineer, Doomstead Diner
A Thanksgiving Day Gonzo Journalism note from the Great White (or used to be) North.
Thanksgiving 2019 has ARRIVED, and it’s time to itemize what we have to be Thankful for this year. We can be Thankful for the fact many of us are still alive, although according to Statistics, we are dieing faster every day. We can be Thankful for the fact that FOOD is still available here in the FSoA at mostly affordable prices even on a SNAP Card budget. We can be Thankful that as of this morning, Planet Earth has not collided with a Planet Killer asteroid.
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Beyond that though, we have a good deal MORE not to be Thankful for here on the last Thursday of November 2019. It’s not a great day for Happy Motoring to your relatives for your Turkey Dinner, since a Bomb Cyclone has dumped mega tons of snow in many spots across the country. It’s not too good for Albanians who lost everything in their latest Earthquake. Californicators who have been burned out of their McMansions or just had all the meat in their freezers go bad from lack of the Electric Juice aren’t too happy either.
Probably worst of all right now here in the FSoA is the fact we still have an Orange topped CRIMINAL and PATHOLOGICAL LIAR as the Clown-in-Chief running the country, and worse still he still (supposedly, according to polls) has half the J6Ps out there supporting him! It matters not how many people testify to the actions taken to shake down the Ukrainians to smear Uncle Joe Biden, because that half of the population simply does not CARE that this occurred. Political Corruption is an expected and in many cases desired thing. “Democracy” is a lie which never existed at all, certainly not in my lifetime.
In prior Thaanksgiving articles over the year, I have gone over some Big Buffets I contributed a dish to, Thanksgiving Dinners I had had with a gaggle of drunken relatives and Thanksgiving Dinners which consited of a Swanson Turkey TV Dinner. This year I had hoped to have a big communal Dinner with some of my fellow residents of my community, but annoying problems like getting sent to jail or moving out of state got in the way of this idea. Not me yet, I’m still flying under the radar of the Gestapo, but nevertheless it’s another Solo Thanksgiving Day for me.
So I decided to change up for this one, and make a PIZZA for Thanksgiving! It’s an Olive-Mushroom-Zucchini augmented Pizza, and it’s quite good. I’ll be having it cold for Breakfast on Black Friday as well, while I shop for deals online at Amazon, Walmart and B&H Photo. If you want the Recipe and want to listen to me Rant on our latest Collapse Newz, you can watch the Video:
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Published on The Doomstead Diner 28 November 2019.
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