Written by Econintersect
— this post authored by Inrakluk Veejans, Ph.D Mathematics, Ph.D Economics
Introduction
Most economics magazines, excepting Econintersect, should be banned; their founders and editors banished from Earth. Why? Because these magazines spread canards about economics and India.
With my unique knowledge in both mathematics and economics, I am always right – unlike others who are always wrong. I specialize in the use of Eliiott Waves, Fibonacci Series and complex maths to accurately predict stock prices. I also double as a macro Economist who combines complex maths and astronomy to accurately foresee Macroeconomic trends.
I am widely traveled, have gone from Timbak One to Timbak Two. I am a time traveler – can travel effortlessly into past, present and future.This is the reason why i can see all past present and future at the same time.
Demonetization
All commentators and analysts are wrong – including one gentleman from India whose article is going to be published next week.
Here is what is going to happen:
Contrary to naysayers like Economists, arm chair commentators , Congress and the opposition, Narendra Modi will remain firmly in power.
His inner core people will continue to remain non-corrupt.
This demonetization is only about wiping out dirty money in cash for upcoming elections. Period. Don’t these dumb commentators get it? New Currency notes of Rupees 1,000 & Rs 500 will be reintroduced.
Corporate frauds will be investigated…and accounts back to 1947 will be scrutinized since Narendra Modi is also a time traveler.
Common man will curse Narendra Modi as the short term shortage of currency will hit hard, but will forgive him.
The stars foretell possible looting , violent protests and the present cash shortage will continue till 15th December 2016.
Serpentine queues at ATM’s will grow from 2 miles to 5 miles.
On January 14th Makar Sankranti, the only Hindu Festival based on Sun movements, a scheme will be announced to deposit some of the money in Jan-Dhan Yojna. Opposition will cry hoarse and petition the Supreme Court in vain.
January 14 is very auspicious as India’s Stars are in alignment with US. This day , is the Ratification Day in the United States. It is the anniversary of the ratification of the Treaty of Paris signed on January 14, 1784 at the Maryland State House in Annapolis, Maryland by the Confederation Congress. This act officially ended the American Revolutionary War. There is Ganda Yog for China on this day.
BJP will have land slide victory in UP and Punjab.
Growth Rate
“What will be the growth rate & impact on the Economy?” Economists are asking themselves this question, mentally tying themselves in endless knots.
Last time, when Inrakluk had announced that he could predict the future and was willing to share it with pay per view of $ 25.99, there was overwhelming response.
As a benign gesture, I will now share some predictions:
For 4Q Oct Nov Dec 2016 and 1Q JFM 2017, growth rate will fall.
Thereafter it will accelerate and climb to 9 percent from 2018.
India will not have to borrow from World Bank to make toilets for women.
Contrary to what they are all saying, US-India economic and military ties will deepen, which will start a virtuous cycle of growth. Why? Because President Donald Trump and Narendra Modi will get along as both are Scorpio and the stars of US and India are aligned.
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Special note: The previous article by Inrakluk Veejans was posted on April 1. It is the rambling of an idiot savant whose savant does not include anything rational, including the correct spelling of his name. We did not want to wait for another April Fools Day to post this newest essay.
Earlier article by Inrakluk:
